Category Archives: Bite-Sized

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Most Inaccurately Titled Movie Ever

Posted on February 10, 2011 by benjaminfrog

CLASH OF THE TITANS The title implies that in this movie there is a battle between titans. – Which implies that there is a multitude of titans in this movie. – Which implies that there is at least one titan … Continue reading →

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Spam

Posted on January 31, 2011 by benjaminfrog

I just got a couple of notifications from TD Bank telling me I’ve been restricted from accessing my account. Which would make me feel horrible if I had an account with them.

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Compromise

Posted on December 9, 2010 by benjaminfrog

My interests: Video Games. My Mother’s interests: Gardening. My compromise: Plants vs. Zombies (Game Of The Year Edition). She won’t go for it.

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Times Have Changed

Posted on November 22, 2010 by benjaminfrog

While watching a video cassette of some TV shows from the early nineties, I came across this ad in which one kid says to another kid, “Well I don’t do drugs because when I grow up I wanna be a Baseball player…”

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Deep Question #1

Posted on November 12, 2010 by benjaminfrog

If a tree falls in the woods and no one’s around………who cut it down?

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Highlander – (a poem)

Posted on October 20, 2010 by benjaminfrog

I was a Highlander, with my war clan I did ride, Until the day that I died, The next day I woke up and all my wounds were healed, My brothers kicked me out and drove me from the fields, … Continue reading →

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