Strategic Prayer

They say, “Don’t pray for patience,” because, “God will give you something to be

patient about.”

 

I’m amazed more people don’t think to pray for thankfulness.

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Dragon Ball Z – Season 2 – (a TV review)

Ginyu Force

It took me a noticeably long time to get through this season for review, which says something about how much I was looking forward to watching this season again. I think I would enjoy it a lot more if the scenery of Planet Namek wasn’t so tedious. It also takes a while for the combat scenes to get good, and then they don’t last long enough. The season is used mainly as a set up though, a kind of teaser of the third season, which is a lot more epic.

The early episodes in Season 2 harken back to the original series, when the show wasn’t so much about fighting but about adventure. It’s also the last big hurrah for Bulma, as her role as one of the adventurers pretty much closes after this story arc.

It takes that giant a long time to get from his bed to the thing right next to his bed.

I related the plot of this season to the journey of Frodo and Samwise in Lord of the Rings. The two heroes the season focuses on the most, in this case being Gohan and Krillin, are not at this point considered to be the best warriors the good guys have to offer, but they are the ones traveling to a far away land (a whole ‘nother planet), evading imposing hostile forces as they navigate through unfamiliar territory. They reluctantly rely on a former enemy to help them against a common threat, the odds are stacked impossibly against them and they do suffer through a lot before the journey reaches its end. Gohan is even given the chance early on to back out of the mission and refuses.

Since you will no doubt be wondering, yes, Frieza is in fact a man. So is Zarbon. That may take a while to sink in. Zarbon’s voice at least gives him away as a male, but there is nothing about Frieza that suggests he’s a dude. We have only the word of his subordinates to tell us that he is male, and if he says so then they probably wouldn’t question that.

Mr. Briefs’ cat is creepy. It’s always looking at you and never blinks.

I’m watching these seasons on DVD, and for this season it is most obvious to me that the American dialogue has been changed from what I remember when I first caught these episodes on YTV all those years ago. For one thing, I distinctly remember Zarbon being Australian (I think he still is in a flashback in a later season). And when Goku gets back to fighting he suddenly starts talking like a news reporter. For the most part the “revised” dialogue fits the scenes very awkwardly.

Another negative note is that Season 2 is even worse for beating up on kids. If you thought Season 1 was bad, oh cripes, this is brutal.

In the midst of an otherwise pretty dark season though, they do add a lot of humourous elements to try and balance things out. Season 2 in particular is known for introducing one of the most infamously comedic villain groups in the series. Once they come in it definitely spices things up.

Language: It’s a bit coarser in this season. I found H*ll, D*mn, and B***ard, and at least three people flipping the bird.

Nudity: A couple of Saiyan butts. Bulma has a daydream about the good ol’ days and Kid Goku has his junk showing. There is a scene where Bulma gets a bubble bath but is covered by bubbles where it counts. She also starts off the season in the same outfit she had on where Season 1 left off. One of the villains spends his entire fight with his butt crack showing.

Sexuality: Roshi grabs a nurse’s butt.

There is also smoking, if that’s a concern.

Quote of the Season

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this whole ordeal it’s that I’m a freakin’ genius!”

–          Vegeta

Bardock: The Father of Goku

Bardock This technically wasn’t a movie, but a 1-hour special giving background info on where Goku came from. The plot falls into the category of the kind of apocalyptic stories that find popularity with Japanese audiences. The hero, and the audience, both know that the world is doomed, it is simply a question of how to respond to this knowledge.

It is, of course, depressing, but what surprised me was how little action there is in it. A story as brooding as this is not what I was expecting from “The Father of Goku,” although he does have one epic moment that lives up to the title. The American voice acting falls flat here unfortunately.

Suggesting a specific time to watch this is tricky. It requires you to have prior knowledge of a certain event, but it shows the evil deeds of a villain who by that time has already gotten his comuppants. And showing more of the evil deeds a character has done after showing his punishment is something that doesn’t psychologically sit well with audiences. The only real perfect time to watch it would be in the middle of Episode 49 “The Prince Fights Back” – after Vegeta learns the truth about his home planet, but before he responds to that information. That’s a very small window.

Nudity: Bardock’s butt and Baby Goku’s junk.

Lord Slug

This is one of my least favourite DBZ movies. I don’t find the villains particularly interesting and, although the plot was potentially interesting, the way it plays out is not. Perhaps by now I’d seen too many of these movies already, and become familiar with their flow, so by the time this story reached its dramatic everybody-around-me-is-dying-and-I-can’t-let-them-down-and-also-I’m-shirtless stage I couldn’t help but laugh. The action is also lacking compared to other DBZ movies.

Yay! Icarus is back!

Lord_Slug One point I give to Slug is that out of all the galactic tyrants in the Dragon Ball universe I think his soldiers have the coolest uniforms. And if you’ve gone through Season 2 then you know how important uniforms are to galactic tyrants.

The minion Medamatcha is disgusting, and would make a fun video game character.

Timing this movie is tricky. Gohan has his Season 1 outfit, but his Season 2 haircut. Given the brief talk of Super Sayians, and where they stop with it, it seems they intended this movie to be watched sometime during either Seasons 2 or 3. My recommendation would be in between the two seasons, since once the fighting in Season 3 begins it would be annoying to have to interrupt. You just have to imagine everybody back on Earth temporarily.

Season 1

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9

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Pokemon Valentine

Pokemon Valentine

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Hypothetical Theological Debate

I’ve had some interesting hypothetical theological discussions with the people of Tamriel.

On the game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion I’ve played as various characters. The one based on myself would never get near the Dark Brotherhood – the guild of assassins. There was a character of mine who joined and was immediately kicked out for killing a Brother who mouthed off at her. Then there is another character of mine who is nasty enough to join but sensible enough to restrain his distaste for fellow Brothers. Yet, even while playing as these other characters, I can’t help but think of how I would respond to some of the theological perspectives I hear from the people of Tamriel, even though the discussions would be purely hypothetical.

The Dark Brotherhood in particular worships a being called “Sithis” – who, put simply, is Death, Darkness, Nothingness, The Void and The Abyss all rolled into a single entity. One person I talked to described Sithis as the first and foremost of all the so-called “gods”, since before any of the other beings that the people of Tamriel worship as “gods” had ever come into being, there was first The Void.

It is a relatable perspective. The search for origin in our own world has lead to extensive research on the nature of “Nothing” since, before anything happened, there was nothing. “Nothing” is the original and most primal state of reality, so in order to understand how anything else came to be, we must first understand the nature of Nothing.

This person went on to say that since “The Void” was the first of all, that therefore makes it the highest of “Divinities.”

In my mind I responded with, “Oh, really? Well it says here in this book…” (Whip out a King James Bible) “…Genesis one, verse one, ‘In the beginning God…’” (Dramatic pause, as if the sentence could end right there.) “‘…created the heaven and the earth.’ Verse two. ‘And the earth was without form, and void.’ So this ‘Void’ that you speak of – even that is something created by God. Nothingness did not even exist until God created it – allowed it to be. The original and most primal state of reality is not Nothing – it’s God.”

And then I was kicked out of the Brotherhood.

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Dragon Ball Z – Season 1 – (a TV review)

CONTEXT

I spent the year 2012 going through all the seasons of Dragon Ball Z and watching all the DBZ movies. I had seen between three and four seasons in my teens, but never caught the whole thing, so a lot of it I was watching for the first time last year. I got into a rhythm of watching a season a month, so when the idea came to me of doing a review of the series, I figured I might as well review a season each month. So that’s one of my goals for blogging this year.

If you’ve seen some of my other reviews then you may have spotted that I usually review things from two angles: first – I review the quality of the product, and in addition I look at the material from a Christian perspective and discuss anything I find that might be a moral or spiritual concern to Christian audiences and parents. On the surface, as with most animes, Dragon Ball will appear to be designed for children, but a good look at the right episodes will reveal that it’s written for an older audience. It might help though to understand that in Japanese culture the children are exposed to mature content at an earlier average age, and so the line between “Child” and “Adult” content is often blurred. One key difference is how comfortable the Japanese are with nudity. In Dragon Ball Z you will not see more than the bare behind of an adult character, but child characters are sometimes full-frontal. As parents, it will be up to you to determine what your children are okay with, I’m just here to give you a heads up of the content.

It should also be noted that I’m reviewing the unedited versions. There is a compressed version of the series, called Dragon Ball Z Kai, which cuts out a lot of the details, mashes episodes together, and censors a lot of the graphic material that bothers American audiences. If you choose to watch that version instead then the episode numbers that I mention here will not line up.

I am also going to look at the individual DBZ movies and provide a suggested time to view them. I had this idea when I first started this that the movies were all written to fit neatly between specific episodes. I have since come to the conclusion that that is not the case. The movies are more like individual what-ifs, not necessarily on anything that’s actually happened in the show, nor meant to be a part of what happens later in the show. And even the timelines for certain events get quite wonky, so all I can provide are suggestions.

Vegeta and NappaTHE REVIEW

A brief introduction to the world might be necessary. To my best guess, Dragon Ball Z is set some time in the future. The world is referred to as Earth, but the characters make little to no specific references to actual locations or events in our history. Don’t be alarmed when you see dog people and other kinds of animals wearing suits and glasses and walking around in public. This is normal. This appears to be how far Animal Rights have gotten by this point in the future. All great martial artists can fly, but you knew that already.

When the previous series left off, the main villain was a green guy named Piccolo, who is the evil other half of an older green guy named Kami who is the Guardian of Earth.

A word for the first season might be tedious. The first episode is not a good example of what to expect from the rest of the series. There are a few episodes of action, and then a lot of waiting for stuff to happen. The Z series does have a balance to it, switching between times of combat and times of peace, which provides a sense of realism. If you’ve read through The Fellowship of the Ring then the boring segments of Dragon Ball Z will be nothing. It’s just a matter of knowing that the good stuff is on the way. When it finally gets to it, Season 1 has probably the second-most memorable battle in the entire series, and certainly the most memed quote. It is classic, and worth the wait.

The initial fight with Raditz contains just about all of the fight cliches you can expect to recur over the serious, in particular “I can’t see my enemy for all the smoke so he must be dead. I find that hilarious.”

It will become evident early on that this show does not shy away from beating the tar out of little kids. People who are sensitive to violence against the innocent (like myself) will find parts of it hard to watch. Any consolation to the sensitive might come from the way that Gohan often looks at his suffering in hindsight with a sense of grace, and excitement for what’s ahead. He’s being forged as a warrior, and he knows it, and he knows what he can accomplish as a warrior. In a more humourous way, there is some encouragement at the halfway point of each episode where Goku appears on screen with Gohan as if to say, “No. Look. It’s okay. See? Gohan’s right here.”

There are quite a few episodes in this first season in particular that have to do with the pain of loss, specifically around Gohan’s own experiences. The fact that there are so many is a bit rough. It’s like watching Bambi (I mean the whole way through) several times over. But halfway through each episode Gohan is still hiding out behind his dad and totally fine. These episodes may have been put in as an answer to complaints over the previous series and it’s “Don’t worry, we can wish them back with the Dragon Balls” mentality. Death is of little consequence in this show.

Language: I noticed one occurrence of D*mn. The English is generally pretty clean on this show, substituting stronger Japanese words for “Darn.” Characters say “Darn” a lot, when I’m pretty sure they’re annoyed enough to say something else.

Nudity: Goku’s butt. Gohan’s junk. Baby-Goku’s junk.

(SPOILER) Bulma’s outfit of choice in Episode 39 is underwear. The explanatory dialogue goes something like this – Bulma: “Oh great! I forgot to put pants on!” Krillin: “That’s too bad.” It’s not quite nudity. I think it falls under the category of Scantily Clad. And compared to the male nudity on the show it’s nothing. (SPOILER ENDED)

Sexuality: Roshi fondles Bulma’s can. FYI – most of the warnings regarding sexuality in future posts will be in reference to Roshi, and will involve him grabbing something.

It should be noted that, though married, Goku doesn’t understand how flirting works. There are parts where it looks like he’s making a pass at Princess Snake when, in fact, he is just being an idiot. He is also unaware that others are making a pass at him. How a grown man can be this oblivious to flirting is something you’ll come to understand once you’ve seen a few animes or mangas. Child-like innocence in the presence of overt sexuality is like a running gag in Japanese fiction.

Some combat sequences have a lot of blood, or what will seem like a lot of blood for a cartoon, and some even have dismemberment.

For the most part, the show doesn’t get involved in occult symbols, but there is one episode in particular – Episode 17 “Pendulum Room Peril” – which has a buttload of occult symbols all in one place. There are not any significant plot points in this episode, it is mostly there as additional information on the Saiyans. So it is skippable if you really want to avoid that stuff.

I’m not entirely sure how the afterlife works in Dragon Ball, and I’m not sure how much of it is based on actual Japanese religion/mythology and how much of it is simply made up on the spot. If you try relating it to any White Anglo-Saxon Protestant versions of the afterlife then you will probably give yourself a headache. First there’s Kami, whose name means “God” and who is the Guardian of Earth, then there is a stronger guy called “King Yamma” who is a giant, red, horned guy who is the one at the Check-in Station who determines whether you go “above” or “below” or take a walk among the clouds on a long snake, then there’s King Kai who is supposedly stronger than Yamma but doesn’t do much of anything. And then there are others still who are introduced later on. They don’t have angels but both the Check-in Station and Hell have ogres with horns.

Humour is a big part of King Kai’s character, and unfortunately, Japanese humour is notoriously difficult to translate to American audiences. As a result, a lot of the dialogue scenes with King Kai will be completely lost on people.

This may be one of the few animes I know of where the American voice casting actually fits the characters better than the original Japanese. Goku in particular sounds like a psychotic, old woman in Japanese. Watching the Japanese version is recommended though, at least once. The structure of the characters has a lot to do with how they perceive honour, and so the original intent of the writers, and drive of the characters, is much clearer in the Japanese subtitles. It’s not that the words don’t translate well to the American dialogue, it’s just that the priorities are different between the two cultures. The most notable difference for me is the reason why the heroes show mercy to a particular villain. The American version explains it as strategic, whereas the Japanese goes significantly deeper into the nature of the heroes.

As I watched this season from beginning to end it struck how much of Gohan’s story arch draws from the old, told tale of a young, reluctant man with potential being trained into a warrior because his strength is needed – with some significant twists to the traditional stories. His trainer has some strong quotes for young Warrior hearts. “You’ll laugh at your fears when you find out who you really are.” Deep stuff.

It always feels to me like Season 1 goes on two episodes longer than it should. Episode 38 essentially begins what becomes the story arc of Seasons 2 & 3. So, instead of finishing the arc of Season 1, laying down plans for Season 2, and stopping there, it goes on another couple of episodes and decides to end in a weird cliffhanger that has almost nothing to do with the developing story. Although, in Season 2 it is revealed that these people do in fact have some connection with the developing story, the significance ends up feeling forced.

Quote of the Season

“You’ll laugh at your fears when you find out who you really are.”

–          Piccolo

Garlic JrDead Zone

As the DBZ movies go, Dead Zone is not great, but not bad either. The action is high enough quality to stave off boredom. The story line is intriguing. It features one of the more entertaining villains in the franchise (who, in his introductory scene, follows up his explanation of his master plan with the most maniacal laugh ever). There are also some interesting messages in this story, particularly about the ultimate fate of evil, which Christian audiences might find interesting. Possible Bible study material.

Chronologically, it seems it would make the most sense to set this movie before the events of the Z series. So many things happen in the first few episodes that would make this story line unviable, plus Goku even still uses his staff. However, to watch this before starting the Z series would spoil some of the surprises, so I would suggest holding off on it for a few episodes at least, and then looking at it as a prequel. My recommendation would be between Episodes 5 and 6.

Nudity: Goku’s butt.

There is a scene where Gohan gets drunk on a special apple, which launches into a trippy music sequence. I don’t remember what the lyrics were in the Japanese version, but the American version lyrics are…a bit odd. Musical numbers like this are standard for the early DBZ movies, so you’ve got plenty more to look forward to.

Unlike all the other DBZ movies, this one actually sets up events in one of the future seasons, so definitely try to watch it before Season 4.

The World’s StrongestBulma and Roshi

I find this to be one of the more boring DBZ films, story wise. The main villain is lame, a kind of HAL on steroids, although he has some interesting minions. Bulma seems to take on the role of a Bond Girl in this movie, which is entertaining in itself. That’s pretty much all I have to say, really.

People look funny when electrocuted.

Although it doesn’t fit perfectly, I think I would position this movie between Episodes 35 and 36. That way the main story arc of Season 1 is finished, but Season 2 hasn’t started yet. (Again it feels to me like Season 2 starts at Episode 38, but once you hit Episode 36 you get exhaustive dialogue of all the characters laying their plans down for Season 2. It picks up a separate momentum from the previous episodes and would be jarring to interrupt.)

Language: Occurrence of H*ll and D*mn.

It’s occurred to me that I use the word Hell without asterisk earlier in this review, but in that case I am referring to the place rather than the curse, so I think I’m okay as far as Christian Review etiquette.

Tree of Might

Tree of Might

This one has an intriguing concept and a cooler villain with a diverse posse. It starts off with a new intro montaging the collection of Dragon Balls, and even has a new clip of Gohan being chased by a dinosaur, which made me laugh out loud. This movie introduces Gohan’s pet dragon “Icarus” who appears again in later films, and I think even appears or is referenced in a later season.

There are parts where the plot loses me. The logic of exactly how moonlight/bluntz waves affect saiyans, and what causes and cancels transformation, seems to change according to convenience. Also the cause of final victory (-or defeat…I’m not saying who wins) makes no sense to me. King Kai tries to explain it after a few minutes, and I still don’t buy it.

Of all the DBZ movies, I find this one to be the most frustratingly difficult to try and fit into the chronology of the show. All of the indicators I look for to identify a particular period send me in completely different directions. (SPOILERS) Gohan has his Season 2 haircut, but Goku still doesn’t know who “Kakarot” is. All of the friends who died in the fight with Nappa are still around and, though it could be argued that this is after they’ve all been wished back, we would then have to explain why Goku isn’t Super Saiyan. When I look at how high Goku is able to take his Kaioken, and the fact that he’s wearing a different shirt, I would guess that this movie was originally released sometime during Seasons 2 or 3, however (SPOILER ENDED) I have decided to place this movie between Episodes 38 and 39, because the movie plays off of themes and events that at that time would still be fresh in the audience’s mind. I know, a lot of these people are dead, you’re just going to have to get over that.

Nudity: Gohan’s butt & junk.

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9

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The Single Christian

The issue of loneliness, in a romantic context, is not something I talk about publicly very often. It can easily take over my thoughts and become the only thing I talk about. It’s not what I want to be known for. But occasionally I do feel like there’s something I need to say, if not for my own benefit then for the defense of people who have been through the same things I have – because I know I’m not the only one. And since there is a common, very specific stance that the Church community tends to take on the subject, which I don’t entirely agree with, a blog post like this could turn out fruitless since it’s not likely to change minds. But if there’s something that needs to be said, it isn’t always for the purpose of getting people to agree with you; sometimes it’s for the sake of the few people out there who share your struggle, just to let them know that they’re not alone.

I have brought this issue before the elders of the Church community numerous times (elders in both age and office) and the prevalent response is “Get your relationship with God right first. If you have God then you don’t need a spouse. He will fulfill everything.” And for a long time I believed that was the answer – that somehow something was still missing between myself and God – that I wasn’t doing it right. And it made logical sense that the God of the universe would be able to fulfill my needs if I was in right standing with him. Why wouldn’t that make sense?

I had spent years trying to hone my relationship with God, and still am. (It is a good thing, by the way.) There are always greater depths and greater blessings to a closeness with God. Yet… Something was still missing. Is still missing. And I’ve had no small amount of spiritual turmoil trying to understand why it feels to me, inexplicably, that God is not enough.

The elders who have counseled me on this were not just spouting words. I know these guys – they are speaking from experience – just not my experience. The difference in perspective would probably be made clearer if we look at the fact that the older generations, in their time, married quite young, whereas the average age for marriage has been getting older and older in recent generations. So this is the order in which the older generation would have experienced things: Lonely => Fall in love => Fun, but not satisfied => Find God => Find Purpose => Satisfied. The conclusion then would be, “Life didn’t totally come together until I got serious about my walk with God, and therefore God is all you need.”

My generation, and maybe a few before, with getting married later in life have experienced things in a very different order, which goes like this: Lonely => Find God => Find Purpose, but something’s still missing => Fall in love => Life explosion => Satisfied. So our conclusion has been, “Finding God made sense out of everything. I know it’s the only relationship that matters, yet something was missing until I fell in love. Is something wrong with me?”

Part of the problem I had with figuring things out was that I had conflicted feelings, and was getting conflicting messages from Christian speakers, on how much of a priority Human Romance is to the Christian God. There are various Bible verses that you could look at individually and they would give very different messages on how important Romance is to God. But as with all apparent contradictions, I don’t choose some verses over others, but look at them all together and wrestle with them until they fit as a whole. And as I’ve often done when feeling lost about God’s plans, I went back to Genesis, with prayer, to try and get a sense of the first priorities, and hopefully put everything else in perspective.

This is where a glimpse of clarity finally came to me. Adam, in the beginning, was a perfect man – a perfect, sinless, unbroken man who lived in direct, perfect fellowship with God. There was no sin, there was no barrier, there was nothing at all hindering the relationship between Man and God. And yet… Something was missing. “It is not good for the man to be alone,” God said.

Alone? I thought the man was with God! And also surrounded by animals! How could he be alone? Creation is not “Good” again until after God creates Woman and brings her to the man. The woman made everything better. Why? Was God not good enough? Was Adam created with some flaw that makes him “need” something other than his great Provider?

My Conclusion

God is fully capable of fulfilling all of our needs himself. He’s God. That’s the logical conclusion. But if all of reality were based on that single statement of logic then he would not have to give us food either, or air, or a planet to live on, because he would be all-sufficient. But God did not base the universe on that one statement of logic. He’s more creative than that. He wanted us to need other things as well – things which he provides – and in this way he is still the Provider.

God doesn’t fulfill our need for a physical companion, not because he lacks the power to do so, but because he wants us to need each other. It is better this way. He did not create Adam with a flaw that makes him need another person, God created him with a hunger. Which, like all hungers, is oh so sweet to satisfy.

Now, sometimes God does choose to fulfill this need himself, which I believe is what is referred to as the Gift or Calling of Celibacy. In this now-broken world with a lot of fixing to do, sometimes the plans that God has for someone doesn’t allow time for a romantic relationship, in which case God takes care of that need for fellowship himself. Does this mean that people with Celibacy are better than those without? No. I can think of some great leaders in the world who were married, and some that were not. It’s not a competition. I’ve taken tests to see if I have the gift of Celibacy – I do not. Far from it. So I’m still waiting for this longing to be fulfilled.

Is a relationship with Jesus Christ the most important relationship you can have? Yes. Absolutely. Is it the only one you need? Not by a long shot. Not unless you’re one of the few who has been given the calling of Celibacy. But for most of us, we are going to need both relationships.

What counsel is this for Christian folk who are still struggling with singleness? Not much. It hurts. It sucks. It’s supposed to. I’m no closer to being satisfied with the single life than I was when I started this search for answers. But at least now I know that there is a reason for this pain, that the pain is right, and that it’s not from some failure of spirituality on my part. That’s what I offer to my fellow, struggling singles – the pain is right.

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Ornament

My new Christmas Tree ornament for this year

Dragon Ball ornament

Made using a road hockey puck and red marker.

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The Last 20 Minutes of Elf – (a two-part film review)

Roughly 20 minutes. It’s about the time that James Caan’s character and his younger son, who clearly have no relationship, have a single moment of connection and it turns out they have a secret handshake. That’s the first sign that something has gone horribly wrong with this movie.

It’s like they had only written the movie up to a certain point, and then had to hire someone much lamer to come in and finish it off. …Which is ironic, given the story arc of James Caan’s character.

(SPOILERS)

At this point the film shifts into magic fantasy zone. Santa’s sleigh has broken down and needs Christmas spirit in order to make it fly again. Christmas spirit is achieved by children finding out what they’re getting for Christmas by someone reading aloud from Santa’s book. Further spirit is achieved by everybody breaking out into the song ‘Santa Clause is Coming to Town’ – the lamest, weakest, most annoying Holiday song I can think of.

At one point the dad is not singing, so his son tells him he has to sing, so he reluctantly starts to sing, and just as that happens, Santa’s sleigh flies right overhead. If he hadn’t been singing then he could’ve DIED! Singing ‘Santa Clause is Coming to Town’ saved his life!

Then everybody stopped singing but the sleigh stayed in the air anyway.

Oh, and while all this spirit gathering is going on, the Central Park Rangers show up – who are bad guys. You’ve never seen them before but you can tell they’re bad buys because of the music and they wear black and because the news lady said so. And also the horses they ride on are bad guys.

They don’t even serve any purpose in the story, other than someone decided the story needed a villain. So they just grabbed the first group of people who came to mind and labeled them Villains. Kids are impressionable, and they rely on the grown-ups to tell them who’s bad and who’s good. That’s a power that I don’t like to see being abused.

Seriously, it’s very hard to believe that this is the same movie. It almost makes you forget about how great the rest of it was. You kind of have to stop the movie at the end of the date sequence in order to not have to see the horrible train wreck that the movie turns into. Think of it as Bambi’s mom.

<= Part One of the review

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Elf – (a two-part film review)

I’m doing this review in two parts, because most of this movie was really good, and then the last twenty minutes or so feel like a completely different movie. I’ll explain why in Part Two.

The premise of the story is that a human (Will Ferrell) has been raised his whole life by elves at Santa’s workshop, grows up believing he’s an elf himself, finds out at age 30 that his biological father (James Caan) is a human living in New York City, and heads to the city for a visit.

Will Ferrell embodies the character of Buddy the Elf and all the innocence, child-like wonder and enthusiasm that one who grew up in Santa’s workshop would be expected to have. He is believable and hysterical in this role. Ferrell has an ability to become his character in a way that few comedic actors can. I don’t know exactly how his brain works, but it’s like simultaneously his actor-self does something thinking “this would be funny” while his character-self doesn’t realize he’s being funny.

There is a scene early in the film that acknowledges the doubts and questions that surround the idea of Santa’s existence. I have strong feelings about how parents typically deal with the issue. But I told myself I would only do that rant once, on account of how easily offended some people are, and have been, by my thoughts on it. So rather than repeat it, I’ll just give you the link to the post Mixed Messages and let you read my thoughts there if you’re interested. Moving on…this movie actually addresses the questions in a mature, partially sarcastic way that adults would appreciate and might go over children’s heads. …Though I give children a lot more credit than most adults do.

Downsides…

This version of Santa looks like an old, drunk, homeless person. I imagine the intent was to make him feel more human than Santa is usually depicted. Which is an admirable thought. But there’s human, and then there’s drunk uncle. No kid wants to sit on drunk uncle’s lap. Thanks…

Brief obscenity and profanity. It is very scarce, but if you’re a cautious parent then any amount is too much. It’s a shame because the rest of it is a good, clean, family movie. It still really irritates me when directors put language in films intended for kids, but that’s a whole ‘nother rant.

That’s the end of my thoughts on the majority of the film. The last little bit of it is a completely different animal though.

Part Two of the review…

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