Imagine there’s no bacon.

It makes me want to cry.

How could there be no bacon?

I think I’m gonna die.

Imagine all the people

Starving cuz there’s no bacon.

YooHOOooo (You)

May say I’m over-dramatic,

But you just wait and see.

In a world without bacon

We’d all turn to anarchy.

Imagine there’s no bacon.

I don’t know if you can.

We’d only have The Porkinator

And Actor Kevin Ham.

And there’s no B. in your L.T.

“Peameal” just means “a meal of peas.”

YooHOOooo (You)

May find it’s not all that bad.

But you’re the only one.

Good luck making a decent sandwich

With no pig in your bun.

Imagine there’s no bacon.

Every time I do

I black out and hit the floor.

And suck my thumb too.

And wake up six days later

In the fetal position.

YooHOOooo (You)

May say, “It’s far too depressing.”

And you’d be very right.

I try not to think about it

But I still can’t sleep at night.

About benjaminfrog

Yo. I'm a 30-something Christian guy and published author with a love for gaming, fantasy and sci-fi. I blog about pop culture, living as a young Christian guy, and living with A.S.
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3 Responses to Imagine

  1. lauraalexander21 says:


  2. marieolivia says:

    This is hilarious!

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