Watching the show Lost, I noticed a trend that any time someone asked a question, the answer was often “Sawyer” – at least, the questions involving the word “who.” Who has the medicine? – Sawyer. Who has the book? – Sawyer. Who has the guns? – Sawyer.

Inspired by this trend, I thought I’d take some well known phrases, titles and even just common sentences and see how they sound when I replace the word “who” with “Sawyer” (and remove question marks if any). For the most part the sentences still make sense, and sound exactly like Sawyer.

Sawyer Let the Dogs Out

Sawyer shot J.R.

Sawyer would call this early in the morning.

Sawyer Framed Roger Rabbit

Sawyer Wants to Be a Millionaire

Knock, knock. – Sawyer’s there.

The Sawyer

Sawyer died and put you in charge.

All the Sawyers down in Sawyerville liked Christmas a lot…

Sawyerdunit

Sawyer’da thunk it

Sawyer’s your daddy.

Doctor Sawyer

Sawyer’ll Stop the Rain

Sawyer Wants to Live Forever

Sawyer’s a good boy.

The Man Sawyer Knew Too Much

Guess Sawyer’s Coming to Dinner

The Little Girl Sawyer Lives Down the Lane