Watching the show Lost, I noticed a trend that any time someone asked a question, the answer was often “Sawyer” – at least, the questions involving the word “who.” Who has the medicine? – Sawyer. Who has the book? – Sawyer. Who has the guns? – Sawyer.
Inspired by this trend, I thought I’d take some well known phrases, titles and even just common sentences and see how they sound when I replace the word “who” with “Sawyer” (and remove question marks if any). For the most part the sentences still make sense, and sound exactly like Sawyer.
Sawyer Let the Dogs Out
Sawyer shot J.R.
Sawyer would call this early in the morning.
Sawyer Framed Roger Rabbit
Sawyer Wants to Be a Millionaire
Knock, knock. – Sawyer’s there.
Sawyer died and put you in charge.
All the Sawyers down in Sawyerville liked Christmas a lot…
Sawyer’da thunk it
Sawyer’s your daddy.
Sawyer’ll Stop the Rain
Sawyer Wants to Live Forever
Sawyer’s a good boy.
The Man Sawyer Knew Too Much
Guess Sawyer’s Coming to Dinner
The Little Girl Sawyer Lives Down the Lane