Lego Star Wars: The Video Game – (a review)

This is sort of a combined review of the first Lego Star Wars: The Video Game, Lego Star Wars II and Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. It turned out to be quite long, so make yourself comfortable. šŸ™‚

I wasn’t expecting much from this series. I think the reason I gave in was a combination of hearing so much praise about it and finding it on-sale. Up until then, Lego video games had been consistently terrible, otherwise I would’ve jumped at the opportunity to control a Lego Darth Maul right away.

What struck me about the first game was not that it was ā€œexpertlyā€ crafted or precise, but somehow it didn’t need to be. In most games we demand a certain amount of precision in the controls and hit-detection, but in this game it really didn’t matter, which was probably a result of it being so darn cute, and having infinite lives.

It’s a franchise with a very…relaxing level of difficulty. But with enough unlockable extras like characters and vehicles and ā€œcheatsā€ that you still feel like you’re working to earn stuff. It was the perfect game for me to play just as I came down with a cold because I didn’t have the energy for anything rigorous but still felt like I was being productive.

Starting with the second game, the ā€œcheatsā€ took on a different dynamic. There was more of them, they were cheaper, and a lot of them had to do with enhancing specific powers. Adding to that the fact that they were usable even in your first run through Story Mode, and the ā€œcheatsā€ took on the feeling of an RPG element – which created a lot of additional replay value. Even after unlocking everything in the game, I’ve found it so much fun to start a new file and do it all over again.

The second game also introduced Character Creation to the series, which of course made my mind salivate. I wasn’t quite able to make a Lego version of my ultimate Sith character, but I made a decent old, haggard, Lego Jedi.

A part of me wishes I hadn’t played the first two games, and just got the Complete Saga and started with that. It has pretty much all the content of the first two games mixed into one package allowing all the characters of both games to interact with eachother. (Except Yoda doesn’t hop around like crazy like he did in the first game – I miss that.)

Since then they’ve made Lego Indiana Jones and Lego Batman games, but both of them fall short of the freedom of creativity of the Star Wars games. Batman in particular has extremely specific ways of getting through each level, meaning that even in Free Play mode (where you can play as any character you want) you still have to switch to specific characters constantly in order to progress through the level, which removes a lot of the sense of freedom that Free Play mode is meant create. Other reviewers didn’t seem as bothered by it as I was, but there it is. In the Star Wars games I could identify levels that were Force-heavy and levels that were Blaster-heavy, and knew that I could play as any character from those categories and get through the level without having to switch too much. That didn’t exist in the Batman game.

These are games that I find fascinating to play with a variety of people. For something that seems so simple, nobody plays it the exact same way. Some people prefer Lightsabers and Force powers, some prefer blasting everything, some compete to collect all the studs, some are constantly trying to kill me. I never knew my mother was so viscious when you put a gun in her hand! And the ease of difficulty means you can play it with just about anybody – even people who are most often intimidated by video games.

There’s little in these games for parents to be concerned about. Even characters that are normally sexy have all been Lego-nized. Slave Princess Leia does a little dance when you press the action button, but she’s not exactly curvacious. People fall apart when they die, but without blood or guts. Some might be concerned that in Free Play mode there are certain areas that cannot be accessed without using ā€œThe Dark Sideā€ of the Force, but apart from the red colours, there’s no actual difference in the game between using that and ā€œGoodā€ Force.

These games are the kind of games that I really could’ve used as a kid. Even without the Star Wars name, just the design of the difficulty setting, the drop-in-drop-out multiplayer feature, the freedom of creativity… Back when my autism was more severe, I tended to feel inadequate and out-of-place in most social situations. Video games brought me to a world where I and the person I played with were on the same level. But so few games are as welcoming to such a broad range of individuals as these Lego games.

Now Lego Star Wars III is out. But I’m waiting to buy it until I come down with another cold or something. That’s how I’ll always remember these games – as comfort games. Something to make me feel productive while I can’t be bothered doing anything energetic. Only Lego Pirates of the Carribean is coming out in less than a month. So I’m gonna have to get sick twice in a very short amount of time…

Anybody want a hug???

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Practicality

When you think about it, eating the giant Peanut M&M guy wouldn’t be that great. Once you get past that one layer of chocolate you’d just be eating a giant chunk of peanut. It’d be enough to live off of for a while but it wouldn’t taste all that great.

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The Kingdom

Okay, I’ve been quiet long enough. It’s time to let you all know what I’ve been up to lately.

Last year I entered a work of mine into the Word Alive Press writing contest and received an Honourable Mention. Since last fall I’ve been working with Word Alive Press to prepare the manuscript for publication, and now The Kingdom is finally avialable!

The Kingdom. Short Fantasy Novel by Benjamin T. Collier

This was a piece I began writing in 2006 after an unexpected wake up call from God. A new message had been put on my heart, and I was inspired to write a fantasy novella. But for years I couldn’t find a home for it, until Word Alive Press saw something in this story and decided they wanted to publish it.

I had a lunch & reading gig recently with friends and family, to celebrate the publication and get some pre-orders. Everyone was very supportive. Now that publishing is done it’s time for me to shift into Promoting phase.

In that spirit, you can now find my book at the following sites…

Bound For Glory: http://astore.amazon.ca/boundforglorybooks-20?_encoding=UTF8&node=27

Chapters/Indigo: http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/The-Kingdom-Benjamin-T-Collier/9781770692190-item.html?ikwid=the+kingdom+benjamin+collier&ikwsec=Home

Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/Kingdom-Benjamin-T-Collier/dp/1770692193/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1302184813&sr=8-1

Amazon.ca: http://www.amazon.ca/Kingdom-Benjamin-T-Collier/dp/1770692193/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1302184865&sr=8-1

Barnes & Noble: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/books/product.aspx?page=index&prod=univ&choice=allproducts&query=978-1770692190&flag=False&ugrp=2&EAN=9781770692190

The cost is normally $12.99 Canadian, but you find a sale at certain stores.
I’ll let you know when EBook editions will be available.

I’ve got my copy nestled right next to my 1966 edition of The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.

This is not the first book I’ve written, but it is the first one to receive publication (hopefully of many). I had written two full-length novels and gotten some feedback from people in the writing industry before I started writing The Kingdom. It’s the first piece that I began after developing my craft, which definitely shows when I compare it to my previous works. I still want to get those pieces published as well someday, but I’ll need to get cracking revising them before they’ll be ready. I also have several other ideas in various stages of development. It’ll be interesting to see where God takes me from here.

I have to warn you guys that this book contains some mature content, so if you’re thinking of getting it for your kids then I would strongly recommend reading it yourself first and then discerning whether or not your kids are ready for it.

I hope you check it out, and I hope you enjoy it. šŸ™‚

God bless, guys,

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Insane Nature

One definition I heard of Insanity is to do the same thing over and over and expect a different outcome.
If this is true then I have an insane Red Cardinal roosting just outside of the house. He keeps flying face-first into the glass window – expecting a different outcome.

I suppose I could get some of those bird-shaped stickers for the window so he can see that there’s something in front of him, but it seems redundant since I’ve always got my curtains closed.

It would be funnier if he wasn’t waking me up in the morning. It’s as if he thinks he’s a rooster, but he doesn’t have the chops for it so he’s improvising.

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Making Murphy’s Law Work For You

I’m not a superstitious person. I’m too logical for that. But I’m also too logical to ignore my life experience, and if your life experience is anything like mine, then you’ve probably come to the same conclusion that I and many other people have come to – that whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

Many people feel like the universe is out to get them. In my case I wouldn’t call it ā€œthe universeā€, but it seems like something is out to get me. If nothing else, God has a warped sense of humour. Some people would say it’s God’s way of developing patience in me – to me it feels like cosmic hazing.

Whatever the cause may be, many of us have come to expect things to go wrong in certain ways and have tried to train ourselves to prepare for it. Some call this ā€œpecimism,ā€ pecimists call it ā€œrealism,ā€ others might simply call it ā€œBritish.ā€ One example is this…

You’re waiting for something to happen, like the arrival of the bus for instance, and you originally thought it would happen pretty quickly so you didn’t bother to make yourself comfortable while you waited. But then the bus takes a lot longer to arrive than previously estimated. You are then left with two options: you can either make yourself comfortable, and then look like an idiot because the bus will show up as soon as you get comfy, OR you can continue to remain uncomfortable for a very long time. Because it’s only one or the other. (To some people this will sound like total nonsense, but people with certain life experience will know exactly what I’m talking about.)

Here’s the conclusion that I’ve come to…

If I truly believe that the universe is out to get me (and I’m not saying I do – I’m just making observations) and that the bus will arrive as soon as I make myself comfortable, just to spite me, then I must logically conclude that by making myself more comfortable I can cause the bus to arrive sooner. Crazy, right?

I’ve tested it, and this actually works! Not a hundred percent of the time, but often enough to be amusing. Sure, I may look like an idiot because I just got comfy only seconds before the bus arrived, but I’m laughing inside! And even when it doesn’t work, at least I’m more comfortable while I wait. I win either way!

I’m actually glad it doesn’t work every time, because then I probably would become a superstitious pecimist, instead of a mostly optimistic guy just making weird observations.

Of course, if you’re a truly superstitious person then testing this out probably won’t work because now that I’ve talked about it out loud I’ve jinxed it. Sorry ā€˜bout that.Ā  : P

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The Wounds of Discovery

My nephew Nate burnt his hand the other day. 😦

You know that thing where you tell a kid, ā€œDon’t touch that. It’s hot,ā€ and they touch it anyway, just because they need to verify that, yes, it is indeed very hot? It took Nate a little longer to verify it than most kids.

His hand is all bandaged up now. It’s expected to heal up okay. In the mean time, he’s learning to play Wii with one hand.

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The Latest Episode of Fringe

(Obviously if you haven’t seen it then this whole post is a spoiler. Just to warn you.)

I’m concerned.

I wouldn’t mind Olivia switching personalities like that maybe once a season or so, but if they’re planning to make this a permanent thing now where she’s going to change back and forth in every episode every time a bell rings then I will become annoyed and disconnected.

I have to admit though, I get a certain amusement out of watching Olivia make subtly suggestive jokes and then chuckle like a dirty old man.

I was thinking it might work if Hurly filled in that position of being Bell’s vessel, if they are in fact planning to make him a permanent resident on the show. (Well…not Hurly, but the actor who played Hurly.)

Also, Peter has that big decision coming up. He has to choose between the two Olivias. You have to wonder what’s going on in his mind right now. ā€œHmm… My baby mama, or creepy old manā€¦ā€ Oh, wait, Peter doesn’t know yet. Shhh.

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Little Big Planet 2 – (week 7)

If you’re not familiar with the Level Creation mechanics of Little Big Planet 2 then much of this will be foreign language. My apologies.

As I mentioned in my previous blog, the first thing I got focused on when I started playing Little Big Planet 2 was making various weapons – and things to destroy with those weapons.

One of my early inventions was a Creatinator that fires metal fists a short distance in rapid succession, giving the appearance of punching really fast. I put a Tag on the fist and then programmed all my destructible objects and enemies to take damage whenever they make contact with something with that Tag. Most of my work since then has been creating environments that either make good fight locations, or are just a lot of fun to destroy by punching the tard out of everything. I’ve been attempting to simulate scenes from films like Kill Bill, Inception, Lethal Weapon 4 and House Of flying Daggers, with very entertaining results. No Matrix scenes yet, but I’ve got that idea on the shelf.

My Ninjas still aren’t very energetic but they’re getting more diverse. In addition to the basic, fists-only Ninja, I now have knife-throwing Ninjas, Claw Ninjas, rare Golden Ninjas (worth 1,000 points if you kill them before they vanish), Liquid Ninjas (based on T-1000) and Ninja Zombies. I’ve even got a Ninja that jumps now. …It just wasn’t a priority before. The programming to get the Liquid Ninjas to split into four blobs that come together and reform the full Liquid Ninja took me a while to figure out.

Over the past week I’ve started working on Power-Ups – objects that will emit different Creatinators when they sense the player. There is now a fist with Wolverine-like claws attached to it, a Golden Fist that causes enemies to explode on impact, a Thunder Fist that causes bolts of lightning to strike whatever it hits, mechanical War Gauntlets that home in on enemies and explode, and a tiny ā€œ1-Inch-Punchā€ for close-quarters fighting.
I’ve decided to add a room to one of the later levels where all of those powerups are spat out randomly during a fight with a random assortment of Ninjas. It’s pretty funny.

BTW: The game froze on me for the first time as I was designing a Riverdancing Ninja. The idea being that with the Gyroscope tool I could make the upper body completely still while the feet flew about in random directions. It was going well until I tested it for combat. After meteor showers, lightning fists, spinning hallways, liquid metal, spaceships and zombie ninjas, the thing that ended up breaking the game’s mind was riverdancing.

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The Snot Stage

I’ve entered into what I refer to as the ā€œSnot Stageā€ of my current cold. Most refer to it as the ā€œSnifflesā€, which is less direct.

This is the stage that I always look forward to. Compared to the Sore Throat and Repetative Coughing stages, the Snot Stage is a virtual oasis in the desert that is the common cold. There’s less pain, I can hold a conversation, my appetite is back up, and everything tastes saltier. Everytime I get sick now I always think, ā€œI can’t wait for the Snot Stage!ā€

I just sneezed on my keyboard…that’s disturbing.

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Single-Mindedness

In strong cases of autism, when the individual spends most of their time in their own world (as I did) they may not be aware that other people have their own individual thoughts.

I can think back to a time when I had a similar assumption. My own thoughts were the only thoughts that existed and nobody outside of my own world had any thoughts of their own. This leads one to conclude that everybody knows everything they know, and therefore it eliminates the need to communicate.

Much of my frustration in early childhood came from the people around me not immediately solving whatever problem I had. If I had a problem, I knew about it, and therefore everybody else knew about it, so why hasn’t somebody done something about it yet?

I haven’t gotten to personally know many people with autism, but I have noticed this theme. We tend to assume that people know what’s wrong, and that if nobody’s fixed the problem yet then it’s because nobody cares, it’s not due to a lack of us explaining that there’s a problem. Or we tend to come to people with half a story, because we assume they know the rest of it already.

It’s not exactly like the Borg. I didn’t believe that everyone in the world shared a single consciousness. I just didn’t think anybody produced their own thoughts apart from my own mind.

When I was a around six I remember wondering if my negative emotions had any affect on the people around me. But even that was progress. At least I was aware that people might have different feelings than me.

Lately I’ve been trying to communicate better when I’m having a problem, instead of waiting to see if people figure it out on their own (because my face is often neutral anyway and people can’t always tell there’s a problem just by observing me). I’m also trying not to come to people with just half a story.

My struggle right now is remembering what conversations I’ve had with who and whether or not a certain piece of information is a surprise or old news. I never had this problem in my teens because I didn’t know many people. Now I’m slowly getting to know a lot of people and it gets overwhelming at times. It’s awkward to do inside jokes when you can’t remember who’s inside. But whenever a joke of mine is answered with silence, I take solace in the knowledge that God gets it. šŸ™‚

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