Busy Time

I haven’t posted for a while. That may become normal as I sort out what kind of work I’m getting in to next. The past couple of weeks have been spent celebrating the release of my autobiography. I’ve been surprised and encouraged by the amount of support coming from friends, family and even complete strangers. Autism impacts a lot more people than people realize. … Even those who don’t have it in their family often know someone who does. I’m finding that out myself these days.

The White Rose Writers recently did a post about an event at Boston Pizza celebrating my book release. You can click here to see what went down.

I’m also getting back to writing, since my readers have been demanding another novel from me for some time now. (Thanks guys. 🙂 ) I’ll do another post as soon as my brain has had time to catch up with events.

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Dragon Ball Z – Season 6 – (a TV review)

CellFinalForm2Cell promised us a show, and he delivers with Dragon Ball Z – Season 6. The Android Saga and Cell Saga come to a close with the climactic Cell Games. The season takes a few episodes to get to the actual tournament, equivalent to ten days for our heroes, and even then the games have a slow start, but once the real battle kicks in it delivers the best action sequences, fight choreography and light show that you’d come to expect from Dragon Ball.

This season sees the introduction of Mr. Satan, who in some versions of the show is called only by his first name – Hercule. The name could make some Christian viewers uncomfortable. Even though the character is presented as a complete buffoon, he is adored by pretty much everyone on the planet (in Dragon Ball’s earth), and the legions of fans chanting “Mr. Satan!” and praising his heroic feats can sometimes make Christian audiences uneasy.

HerculeCropWhy the name? Well the character is obviously a jab at American hero-types like Hulk Hogan and Chuck Norris, and I know there are some countries that call America “The Great Satan.” I don’t know if that’s the connection though.

This season continues the themes of father-and-son relationships that started with the previous season, but with a positive twist with the focus shifting from Vegeta and Trunks to Goku and Gohan. There are a number of deep insights into father-son relationships and parallels with the way God relates to us. I already did a blog post about that titled Bible Study Z, so I won’t repeat it all here. I would warn though that the post contains spoilers from the season. In short, all of the build up in the past 5 seasons of the show regarding bringing up Gohan into a warrior come to a culmination in this season, and as a follower of the show it is a powerful thing to witness.

I’m sure people with this sensitivity are already warned about this before watching such shows, but this season in particular compelled me to mention that anyone with a history of epilepsy should probably consult a doctor before watching this.

Mysticism: Hercule does a meditative chant before destroying tiles, which doesn’t seem to help. Baba rambles at her crystal ball to make it show stuff.

Violence: There is a number of decapitations and similar bodily divisions.

Inappropriateness: Somebody flips Cell the bird.

Also Caroni’s pelvic thrusts as he shows off. He’s one of Hercule’s students and seems to be based on “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels. There is even a cowbell noise to accompany his thrusts. I had a joke about that which I won’t repeat here, but it reminded me of an SNL skit.

(SPOILER ALERT) One thing I would add to what I’ve already said in Bible Study Z is that, Christians have a hard time reconciling God’s promise to never forsake us with the fact that he often feels distant, but taking from the example of Goku and Gohan, I’ve realized that there is a difference between forsaking and keeping a watchful distance. Goku never abandons Gohan, although it may feel like he did, he is near, he is watching, and he is trusting. (SPOILER ENDED)

Quote of the Season

“Is it too much to ask to have a normal dinner where we don’t smash glasses and bend silver-wear and break all the furniture!” – Chi-Chi

Super Android 13

I know, I haven’t put these movies in the right order, and here’s why…

Unfortunately, Return of Cooler contains a pretty big spoiler that isn’t supposed to be revealed until Episode 173, and I didn’t want to make people wait for a movie any longer than necessary. The only news flash in Super Android 13 is the fate of Dr. Gero, which is revealed at the tail end of Season 4, and which is given a bloodier re-enactment in this movie. Technically, Super Android 13 could be watched any time after Episode 134 without spoilers – I only recommend waiting as long as I do (between Episodes 169 and 170) because part of the movie plays off of something that happens at the end of Season 5.

Android 13shrinkNow to the actual review. This movie contains some very entertaining dialogue, which I think comes mostly from the fact that the main villain is a redneck. Come to think of it, simply the fact that an android is a redneck is entertaining in itself.

The film presents a fortunate opportunity to see what happens when some assassination droids actually get to Goku and present a challenge. No other androids get the chance, unless you count Nineteen who only survived as long as he did because of the heart virus. Androids 14 and 15 work well together and make a formidable team. In a franchise that focuses mainly on one-on-one combat it is rare to see good team-based fight choreography.

One annoyance of the post-Frieza DBZ movies is that in order to keep the drama going it takes the heroes a long time to remember that they can turn Super Saiyan. Until then they tend to get horribly beaten and not understand why.

Despite minor flaws, this is still one of the more enjoyable DBZ movies. It also contains the most terrifying image of an angry Goku that I’ve ever seen.

Language: “*ss” and “*ss-wuppin’”

Alcohol Reference: Number 15 keeps sipping whiskey.

I don’t usually do this but…

Quote of the Film

“Don’t you lecture me with your thirty-dollar haircut! Goku dies!”

–          Thirteen

Return of Cooler

Meta CoolerThe return of one of my favourite villains. Unfortunately this movie has a lot working against it. The action is alright, not great, but the overall pace of the story is fairly mellow and quiet. It has a pretty epic opening, and an interesting setting but overall it ends up feeling soft. It’s unfortunate that Cooler wasn’t given more interesting fighting environments in his movies. I’d frankly had enough of Namekian culture ages ago. More combat within the Big Gete Star itself might have provided a better setting.

The power stats of the various heroes positions this movie somewhere near the beginning of the Android Saga, and I would’ve recommended watching it there, if not for a pointless spoiler at the beginning that forces the audience to wait until sometime in Season 6. On account of that, my recommended time to watch this movie is between Episodes 173 and 174.

Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan

BrolyCrop2This is possibly the best of the Dragon Ball Z movies, even if only for the fact that this one actually has a kind of a story happening (as opposed to “I’m a bad guy. Let’s fight.”) This movie takes the opportunity to delve a bit deeper into the old Saiyan lore, which I think fans are still hungry for, and takes lessons from Seasons 4 and 5 by focusing on elements of mystery and getting the audience to wonder what exactly is going on.

But the higher caliber of storytelling is not the only thing this DBZ movie has going for it. Broly is also the most popular of the franchise’s movie villains, with a personality and history that appeals to Japanese audiences, along with an appearance and brute strength that appeals to American viewers.

On top of that, the action sequences in this movie show Dragon Ball at the top of its game. As a whole package, Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan is the most complete of the DBZ movies. A few others come close, but don’t quite match it.

There are only a few complaints I can name.

It is uncharacteristic for Vegeta to wuss out like he does when he realizes what he’s up against. He would normally press on and get himself killed rather than admit that he’s not the strongest entity in the universe.

I am also confused over the timeline. Vegeta has said that he heard tales of the Legendary Super Saiyan when he was a child, but he is already a child (maybe 8ish) when Broly is born, which is the same day that the Saiyan homeworld and all its inhabitants are destroyed. Unless he’s thinking that Broly is the reincarnation of the ancient Super Saiyan?

There is a lot of comic relief put into this movie to balance the fact that it’s a darker and often more disturbing tale in the Dragon Ball universe, and the relief comes at the oddest times and occasionally throws me out of the movie.

Nudity: Baby Saiyan junk, including baby Goku and baby Broly. It’s in the Saiyan nursery.

Violence: In addition to the violence you would already expect, there is a more disturbing visual of baby Broly being stabbed with a knife. It is only a silhouette, but just the idea is upsetting enough.

Recommended viewing time is between Episodes 173 and 174 – same as Return of Cooler, however I would definitely recommend getting through Return of Cooler first, because anything after Broly would be a let-down.

Bojack Unbound

Bojack3This film is an uncommonly perfect fit for the series. You could actually watch this right between Seasons 6 and 7 (Episodes 194 and 195) with perfect flow. Every character is exactly as they left off at the end of Season 6. It’s like someone actually paid attention to the show this time, which made my job a lot easier.

(The rest of this review contains some minor spoilers from Season 6.)

A unique feature to this film is Teen Gohan starring as the main hero. It’s the only time you’ll see this before the series moves on to the next stage of the different characters. It doesn’t last long, but it’s fun while it lasts.

In terms of action and originality, the movie starts off better than it finishes. The best DBZ movies tend to come up with a victory scenario that’s unique to the story, but Bojack Unbound simply repeats what we’ve just seen in the show. So it ends with a whimper.

Some good news is that Future Trunks is back for a visit, which makes it seem like he should come back more often, but this is the only time that he does. Roshi chases after women as usual, but I have nothing specifically illicit to report this time.

Language: “H*ll”

Violence: Bodily division on villains. Also impalement with fist.

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9

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My Life A.S. Is – (An Inside Look at Autism and Asperger’s Syndrome)

News Update.

My autobiography about growing up on the Autism Spectrum is finally here! 😀

My Life A.S. Is: An Inside Look at Autism and Asperger's Syndrome. Autobiography by Benjamin T. Collier

It’s available on Amazon and also through my page on the Great Canadian Authors website, which now includes both of my books!

eBook editions are expected shortly and I will post another update when they arrive.

Thanks again to Word Alive Press for making this possible!

(Update: Print copies are now available through Chapters/Indigo. eBook versions available through Amazon.)

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My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad (part 3)

Happy Father’s Day!

Dad JabbaDad ConanDad Beta Ray BillDad Millenium FalconDad HerculeDad El Asso WipoDad ScorpionDad CharizardDad Zapp BranniganDad Duffman

Part 1

Part 2

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Sawyer – the Answer to Every Question

Sawyer Lost pinWatching the show Lost, I noticed a trend that any time someone asked a question, the answer was often “Sawyer” – at least, the questions involving the word “who.” Who has the medicine? – Sawyer. Who has the book? – Sawyer. Who has the guns? – Sawyer.

 

Inspired by this trend, I thought I’d take some well known phrases, titles and even just common sentences and see how they sound when I replace the word “who” with “Sawyer” (and remove question marks if any). For the most part the sentences still make sense, and sound exactly like Sawyer.

 

Sawyer Let the Dogs Out

Sawyer shot J.R.

Sawyer would call this early in the morning.

Sawyer Framed Roger Rabbit

Sawyer Wants to Be a Millionaire

Knock, knock. – Sawyer’s there.

The Sawyer

Sawyer died and put you in charge.

All the Sawyers down in Sawyerville liked Christmas a lot…

Sawyerdunit

Sawyer’da thunk it

Sawyer’s your daddy.

Doctor Sawyer

Sawyer’ll Stop the Rain

Sawyer Wants to Live Forever

Sawyer’s a good boy.

The Man Sawyer Knew Too Much

Guess Sawyer’s Coming to Dinner

The Little Girl Sawyer Lives Down the Lane

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Random Posters

It seems about time I did a display of all the random posters I’ve been saving up. Enjoy!

Cammy. Street FighterMaximus. TangledNappa. Dragon Ball Z Abridged versionNot TophLink and Zelda Jenga!!!Chuck Norris Facts

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Another Way

Jesus. Cell. Perfection

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Dragon Ball Z – Season 5 – (a TV review)

The Androids. Dragon Ball ZDid you enjoy that cliffhanger? I remember being weirded out by the sudden plot change. I also hope you’ve recovered from the complicated explanation of the weird way that time travel works in the Dragon Ball universe. I’ve never seen that form of time physics before, although it does solve a lot of problems that normally plague the idea of going back in time for the specific purpose of changing anything. So I have to give them props for that.

This was a fairly short season, so I don’t have as much to say about it. Like Season 2, this one serves mostly as a teaser for the epic showdown coming up in the following season. It’s the middle act of the Android story arc, introducing a new villain and a plot twist that throws everything through a loop. A lot of the action in this season is cat-and-mouse chases, but when the fights happen they are pretty epic.

One of the things I love about the Android Saga is the element of mystery, starting with the arrival of Trunks and continuing into the Cell Saga. The inclusion of time travel makes the story all the more fascinating to me.

I noticed a theme rising in this season to do with fathers and sons, particularly the contrast between the Trunks-Vegeta relationship vs. Gohan-Goku. It’s not an entirely negative reflection on Vegeta – Trunks talks about what he admires about his father, but the difficulty of getting any kind of affection from Vegeta as a father is clearly evident, and clearly contrasted by how easily it comes from Goku to Gohan.

The dramatic narrative opening to Episode 146 is pretty funny.

On a personal note, I find Cell to be the creepiest of the DBZ villains. Villains with perfectionist personalities have that effect on me, and Cell is the biggest, fictional perfectionist I can think of … – Perfictionalist. As somebody who has struggled long with a perfectionist mentality, characters like Cell act as a kind of dark reflection of the kind of person I would be if Jesus hadn’t gotten a hold of me. Cell and I also share a strong sense of purpose which, if left unchecked, can cause us to view others as mere objects for accomplishing our goals. I’ve been taking strides away from that outlook, but can easily fall into it if my ego inflates. God’s grace on me.

Disturbing elements: There are clips of unfortunate civilians getting their bio-mass drained by Cell. It happens quite a lot, and you can see people’s hands and general forms being emaciated and shrunken down and softening. They relented from showing us people’s faces as they get drained, which probably would’ve been too disturbing for kids.

Sexuality: Roshi pokes Chi-Chi in the butt. – With his finger. Don’t worry, the show never gets that graphic.

No movies for this season. I don’t see a good time to bring any of them in. There’s like three or four for the next season though. It takes that long to get quiet.

Quote of the Season

“Soon you’ll realize that the people on this planet aren’t logical.”

–          Piccolo

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 6

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9

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Short Story on Autism

My mother and I recently co-wrote a short story about an autistic child as a guest post for Dr. Merry C. Lin. You can head over to her blog and read it by clicking here…

http://www.drmerrylin.com/2013/05/short-stories-living-with-autism/

 

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Wolverine Complex

I thought I’d share with you guys a kind of essay I put together a while ago concerning a popular fictional character. It’s being included as an appendage at the end of my upcoming book My Life A.S. Is: An Inside Look at Autism and Asperger’s Syndrome since it relates to a particular attitude I have about my condition.

In short, I recognize my autism as a part of what I’ve been given in this life, and I trust that God has a reason for that, but the temptation I can easily fall into is to make autism my identity, and minimize or disregard other aspects of my personality as if “autism” was the only thing you needed to know about me.

If you’d like to hear my story, stay tuned to my blog and I’ll be making an announcement when the book launches. In the meantime, here’s my essay. 🙂

The Wolverine Complex

Wolverine is a Marvel Comics superhero who is best known for his adamantium claws.

His alter-ego is Logan and he’s one of the X-Men. He’s probably the most popular

character in the whole Marvel universe next to Spider-Man.

I myself have been a fan of his from time to time—but something about him always bothered me. I noticed a recurring theme with this character that doesn’t add up. Whether in comics, movies, or TV, he’s always advertising. He’s always using his claws, even when he’s not fighting. He finds any and every excuse to bring his claws out, even in conversation. You can hardly talk to the guy without him bringing up his claws. It’s as if he’s afraid that if he doesn’t constantly remind you of their existence, you’ll forget he has them.

I wondered why this was, because Logan doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who would need to do that. And then it hit me—identity.

Everyone needs an identity. Many of us don’t know ourselves well enough to say who we are, so we look for other sources of identity like our possessions, our relationships, or our occupations. Logan finds his identity in his claws. He feels that he needs his claws in order to be somebody, and without them he loses his sense of self.

This is actually quite common among superheroes, so I’m not singling him out. Wolverine, however, is unique in that he actually has multiple powers. Nonetheless, he only talks about the one.

The adamantium claws were forced upon him in a horrible, unnatural, and excruciating experiment. Most people don’t realize that he also has a super-human sense of smell, extreme stamina to the point that he’s never fatigued, and perhaps most importantly, instantaneous healing—gifts he’s had since before he can remember. But he never talks about them. There is a debate as to whether he had claws of bone before the experiment, and then had them coated in adamantium, but whenever he talks about his claws he is specifically proud of the unnatural steel.

All he wants to be known for is the adamantium claws. And if you ask people what his powers are, most of them will only talk about his claws. The majority aren’t even aware of his natural gift of healing!

Every other gift he was born with, a part of who he was naturally. The adamantium claws, however, were forced onto him by scientists. They’re unnatural. But Logan is unable to psychologically separate who he is naturally from what he has become through unnatural interference.

In summary, he’s more proud of the unnatural part of him than all of his other natural gifts combined, finding his identity in that alone. If that unnatural thing were ever taken away, he would sooner lose his identity completely than embrace his true power.

That is what I call the Wolverine Complex.

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