Dragon Ball Z – Season 8 – (a TV review)

Babidi and Dabura This is better. Season 8 goes back to the action we’ve come to know and love from Dragon Ball. By now the new enemy has been identified as the wizard Babidi and his monster Buu. This is the beginning of a new flavour for Dragon Ball, with evil forces coming from all corners of the universe and beyond, the villains in this season are a bit more Doctor Whoish. The Buu monster is definitely a change of pace for this show, but the action is still good, and entertaining, even if it’s not quite what you’d expect.

(I assume it’s not a spoiler for me to say that the insanely powerful being the bad guys spend half the season ranting about will eventually show up. That’s generally how it goes on this show. If Goku were in Lord of the Rings he would hand the ring to Sauron just so he could fight him at full power.)

There is a sense at first that our heroes are just going through the motions, and that they are even a little bored. This is before the situation becomes more serious. There is some intriguing character development in this season, to say that it’s so late in the show’s life. The episodes focusing on Vegeta are my personal favourites.

One frustration to get over is the strategic logic of the Supreme Kai, which consistently amounts to “Don’t do anything, because something might happen if we do. Our best option is to wait until something happens anyway, and then die.” I don’t understand how this guy came to be in charge of the universe.

Babidi smile Also, when the situation gets dire the heroes are pretty indifferent about letting everybody die because they can just be wished back with the Dragon Balls.

On a side note: Babidi has one of the happiest smiles I’ve ever seen.

Language: “Hell” mentioned as a location. Babidi gives someone the finger.

Gore: Hazardously excessive head inflation. – One of Babidi’s magic tricks.

Nudity: Close up of Yamcha’s butt. Kid/Baby Goku’s butt. Goten’s butt.

Sexuality: Roshi finds himself in close proximity to Eighteen’s chest and takes advantage of the situation. That’s as graphic as I wanna say. Then she retaliates. Also a giant dragon licks Bulma’s behind, though it’s not with sexual intent.

(SPOILERS)

I wanna talk specifically to Christian audiences for a minute (though anyone is welcome to listen in).

Christian viewers might be uncomfortable with the character of Majin Vegeta because of the similarities to demon possession, and take issue with the fact that Vegeta overcomes Babidi’s control through the sheer force of his pride, and I would agree with the concerns. I can get over it by looking at the differences. Babidi is not exactly a demon but some kind of alien-wizard-mole. The rules aren’t necessarily the same. But I would understand the discomfort because I felt the same way.

If you can get past those issues then there is a very deep and significant element to Majin Vegeta’s story, for us Christians in particular, because this is our story.

Vegeta had found himself in a peaceful life surrounded by family and friends – loved and safe – but he believed in his heart that he was missing out, that he wasn’t all he could be. So he made a bargain, tapping into a forbidden power to become what he felt he should be, turning his back on the life of love that he knew, convinced that his new power was the better deal. He got what he wanted, and for a time he reveled in it. But he realized, too late, that what he had given up to become this powerful was what he truly wanted more.

We’ve all done this, to some degree or another. This was Adam’s story, and it’s ours as well. We’ve all thrown aside something precious for what seemed like a good deal, for what we were convinced we really wanted, and realized too late that we’d lost what was better. It’s in our nature to assume we’re missing out, until we know better. And in most stories like this there is no second chance – not once you’ve turned your back.

But you and I have been given a second chance (and third and fourth and so on as the saying goes). Even after making a complete mess of our lives.

Vegeta ends up paying with his life, trying to correct his mistake and save his family from what he helped to unleash – with no hope of redemption. That is where our story differs. Our loving Father has already paid the cost to correct our mistakes, and our redemption is assured.

What I find admirable about Majin Vegeta – meaning, what sets him apart for me from other anti-heroes – is that he has the sense to realize his mistake, own the fact that he was wrong,  and try to do something about it, whereas most characters in his position would remain willfully oblivious to what they’re feeling inside.

On another note: as if the ending of the last season wasn’t bad enough, this season ends with a puppy getting shot. Although, if you’re okay reading the spoilers then I’ll also let you know that in the next season the puppy is fine. 🙂

Quote of the Season

“There’s no reason to demolish planets, regardless of personality defects.”

–          Piccolo

Trunks and Goten vs Broly

Bio-Broly

The second ill-conceived attempt at a Broly sequel – again, featuring Trunks and Goten as the main heroes, except this time neither Goku nor Gohan shows up to help.

The story this time is that Broly’s DNA was recovered from the crash site of his escape pod from the beginning of the last movie, and used by scientists to bio-engineer the perfect fighters. And also this weird bio-liquid that covers a Broly clone and mutates him.

The premise for this movie is actually not a bad premise, just poorly executed. A character like Broly lends well to accidents of engineered mutation. Broly identified himself in the first movie as “a freak”, referring mostly to the state of his inner self. So being horribly mutated into something that reflects on the outside the nature of his inside is an interesting place to go for this character. But again – it was poorly executed. The resulting creature is not even recognizable as Broly, in neither appearance nor personality nor behaviour. It just feels like a generic monster villain. The biggest threat for the heroes though is not even Broly but the mystery liquid that threatens to melt everyone.

I placed the chronology of this movie between Episodes 226 and 227. It almost fits perfectly if you assume that Trunks and Goten have severe A.D.D., which I consider plausible. The only glitch is a little clip at the end that places Goku back in Otherworld.

Language: The finger.

Nudity: Broly’s Butt. Trunks’ butt & junk. The enemies are gross, naked, veiny guys, but they don’t really have anything going on down there.

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 7

Season 9

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My nephews got me hooked on Phineas and Ferb. That’s all the explanation I’m giving.

I Know What You Did Last Summer Phineas And FerbCarmen Sandiego Phineas And FerbHoney I Shrunk The Kids Phineas And FerbLeia Phineas And FerbDEATH STAR Phineas And FerbLuke Perry Phineas And Ferb

Part 2

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Dragon Ball Z – Season 7 – (a TV review)

Saiyaman display This is by far the worst season. Firstly, there’s getting over the big disappointment that Gohan grows up to be (although his mother is probably happy now), plus there’s very little fighting compared to other seasons. The few fights that are in this season are not up to par, and there’s a complete lack of an overarching story.

Really though, this season was written mostly as an introduction to the new era of the Z Fighters. Everyone has aged by seven years at this point. Kids are adults and babies are kids and the adults have pretty much stayed the same. Although in Bulma’s reintroduction she’s dressed like an international superspy, which I think we all saw coming.

The lack of action is probably intended to give the audience time for a breather before getting into the next round of epic battles, which resumes in the following season. This is also a much more light-hearted season, focusing more on comedy and warm family moments. Which makes the disturbingly violent end of the season even more jarring. I’ll talk about that more later.

The first few episodes are the best section of the season. The Other World Tournament is entertaining. Most of the fights are comedic, but there’s one or two that have good action. It seems the entire South Quadrant of the universe is made up of pro-wrestlers. Must be fun.

Videl After that it’s the introduction to Gohan’s highschool life, which takes up the majority of the season until talk starts of the next World Martial Arts Tournament, which we get to see a little bit of, then the season ends with a bunch of weird exposition leading into the story arc of the next season.

The character Sharpner is strange. He’s designed to be the hot jock who gets all the girls and intimidates everyone. But then he gets the most mundane, irrelevant dialogue, and chuckles smugly to himself as he says them. How do you take a line like “He was probably on a TV spelling bee” and make it sound like a cocky threat? Sharpner found a way.

Side notes on the teachers: The English teacher in Episode 200 changes during commercials. Also the science teacher in Episode 201 looks and sounds like Sean Connery trying to play the part of Albert Einstein.

Another observation I made about this season is how blatantly it makes fun of various nationalities. Most of the characters, I’m assuming, are either Japanese or American, and have fairly generic physical traits. The Chinese are the only ones who look Asian. There is a particular audience member at the World Martial Arts Tournament who has a thick Scottish accent, which completely disappears the next time you see him. And Killa talks like a black version of King of the Hill’s Boomhauer.

Anybody who felt sorry for Krillin being the universe’s punching bag in previous seasons should take a good, careful look at Season 7. This is why the universe has been so hard on him. First, he decides it would be a good idea to take his young, attractive wife and live with Roshi. You know, the old guy who is always chasing after young, attractive women? The guy who is the only name I have to mention when warning you of sexuality on the show? That guy. Second, Krillin decides it’s a good idea to raise his daughter in the same house as Roshi, a daughter who is going to grow up at some point, and who is the daughter of Eighteen. And third, remember Krillin’s ex-girlfriend from Season 4, Marron? The light-brained, sleazy clone of Bulma? He names his daughter after her.

It’s as if the universe foresaw how stupid Krillin was going to be later in life and smacked him in the head proactively.

And if you’re wondering how Krillin and Eighteen ended up together, so am I. Perhaps it’s explained in the manga, but not in the show. I’ve also noticed that he has hair now, so my suspicion is the Dragon Balls. That she would be with him by choice would be believable if she ever actually showed affection toward him, but she doesn’t. There are minor hints of her not wanting him to die, that’s as close to a loving relationship as I can see between them.

Modern audiences might be confused by all of the cameras in the World Martial Arts Tournament being destroyed, since people can just use their phones. Dragon Ball is set in the future but was made in the 80’s and 90’s. So it’s set in a future before phones could do that. …

General Inappropriateness: Chi-Chi has a flashback to her childhood where she acts and dresses like a kinky slut. I haven’t gone over the original Dragon Ball series yet, so I can’t explain or defend why Chi-Chi used to be like that as a kid. Her father is practically half-Viking, so maybe she picked it up fashion from her mother.

Sexuality: Roshi tries to grab Bulma’s butt.

Language: Hell mentioned as a location. The F-U fist pump.

Substance Use: A number of the characters smoke.

Violence: In addition to the usual violence, which there is actually less of in this season, there is the unfortunate matter of the unnecessarily brutal violence against a young woman toward the end of the season. The abuse is not sexual, it’s just a lot nastier than what we would normally see on the show, and it goes on for a long time. I’ve actually had to set aside some time in this review to address it in more detail, because it is a problem for viewers.

Episodes 216 & 217

(SPOILERS)

It’s so annoying that I even have to talk about this. I wish this wasn’t in the show. I see it as an ugly and unnecessary blot at the tail end of what was otherwise intended to be a very light-hearted season. To have this here is confusing. But there it is, and I do have to talk about this because, without an understanding of the Japanese honour system to provide context, one can easily lose a degree of respect for the so-called heroes of Dragon Ball. I know I did.

Part of the problem is that I don’t like to see women getting beaten. I think most of us would agree. I don’t like to see torture in general, but when it’s against women or children it’s even worse. Violence doesn’t bother me in the context of warriors and competition, and this is the World Martial Arts Tournament after all, so even the kind of violence that Dragon Ball is known for should be acceptable in this context. But somehow these two episodes are an exception. What starts off as a fight turns into little more than a prolonged torture sequence that is particularly disturbing to watch.

The other part of the problem is how unwilling her fiends are to step in, and how long the beating goes on due to a lack of interference. There are several specific moments where a fight like this would normally be called. In the UFC a fight is called once it’s clear that one of the competitors is unable to intelligently defend himself. Videl insists on continuing the fight, and then doesn’t defend herself. So one can argue that she brings this on herself. But a big and perfectly understandable frustration with western audiences will be the good guys refusing to step in.

The thing is that western and Japanese ideals of honour are very different and foreign to each other. We tend to admire the Japanese honour style, even if we don’t understand it, because there is a strong sense of deep-rooted respect for your fellow man, but it doesn’t always look that way unless you know the language of it.

The problem is, we watch these two episodes and we see a young, helpless woman being mercilessly beaten to near death by a sadistic bastard who appears to want nothing more than to make her suffer, and most of that is true, but that isn’t how Videl sees it. Videl sees herself as a combatant who is willingly pushing as hard as she can through a losing battle against a much stronger opponent. Despite her appearance, and what she is reduced to by the end of the fight, she is a warrior at heart, and a warrior doesn’t quit. That’s what’s going through her head in these moments, not “I’m just a helpless little girl – why won’t someone rescue me?” Despite how badly she’s losing she is determined to see the fight through to the end.

It is her honour as a warrior that the Z Fighters are concerned with, not her physical pain. That is why they do not come to her rescue. They honour her warrior’s heart too much to interfere in a fight that she willingly chooses to continue.

That won’t fly here. In the west when we see a woman getting savagely beaten by a man, we step in. That’s what our sense of honour demands. And arguments of right or wrong aside, I would be right there with you. I may be able to understand some aspects Japanese honour, but I don’t always agree with it. My stomach won’t handle that. But hopefully you can at least understand the reasoning of the Z Fighters even if you don’t agree with them.

Quote of the Season

“I don’t have time to play Super-Hero. I spent all morning working out my arms.”

–          Sharpner

Gohan Face Smash by Broly Broly: Second Coming

The first of two ill-conceived attempts at a Broly sequel.

I big part of what made the action in Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan so popular was the spectacle of having all the best Z Fighters get together to take on this heaping mountain of muscle who breathed explosions. So the decision that the sequels should have Broly go up against two kids seems a bit left field, and works about as well as you’d expect. The action is largely disappointing, with a little bit of good action once Gohan arrives. That’s about all I can say for it.

The premise is that Broly survived the destruction of New Vegeta in the first movie by climbing into a nearby escape pod immediately after Goku busted him open. The escape pod brought Broly to Earth where he lay in ice for seven years until Goten’s crying wakes him up and then he goes on a rampage. Also something about a village of people who worship a dinosaur.

The village assumes our heroes are intruders until Videl clarifies, “We’re not intruders – my name is Videl,” which makes everything better.

Speaking of the village there is a guy who set himself up as the prophet and does a lot of rabble chanting. Like…a lot. It got annoying. Another thing that might be considered religious is Goten bowing to the Dragon Balls while calling for Shenron. That’s not how it’s normally done but Goten hasn’t seen how it’s normally done.

I found it funny that Trunks’ wish is for the same thing that Eric Cartmen gets after inheriting a million dollars.

The movie is almost pointless except that it is the first opportunity to see Adult Gohan put up a good fight against a strong opponent, which is something you won’t see for the entire seventh season.

General Inappropriateness: Boys urinating.

Nudity: Baby Saiyan junk (from Broly’s memories).

I would place this movie between Episodes 207 and 208, based on the story, though I suspect it was made a bit later because it assumes that Goku and Goten have met. It also seems to assume that Gohan and Videl are closer.

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Season 8

Season 9

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Busy Time

I haven’t posted for a while. That may become normal as I sort out what kind of work I’m getting in to next. The past couple of weeks have been spent celebrating the release of my autobiography. I’ve been surprised and encouraged by the amount of support coming from friends, family and even complete strangers. Autism impacts a lot more people than people realize. … Even those who don’t have it in their family often know someone who does. I’m finding that out myself these days.

The White Rose Writers recently did a post about an event at Boston Pizza celebrating my book release. You can click here to see what went down.

I’m also getting back to writing, since my readers have been demanding another novel from me for some time now. (Thanks guys. 🙂 ) I’ll do another post as soon as my brain has had time to catch up with events.

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Dragon Ball Z – Season 6 – (a TV review)

CellFinalForm2Cell promised us a show, and he delivers with Dragon Ball Z – Season 6. The Android Saga and Cell Saga come to a close with the climactic Cell Games. The season takes a few episodes to get to the actual tournament, equivalent to ten days for our heroes, and even then the games have a slow start, but once the real battle kicks in it delivers the best action sequences, fight choreography and light show that you’d come to expect from Dragon Ball.

This season sees the introduction of Mr. Satan, who in some versions of the show is called only by his first name – Hercule. The name could make some Christian viewers uncomfortable. Even though the character is presented as a complete buffoon, he is adored by pretty much everyone on the planet (in Dragon Ball’s earth), and the legions of fans chanting “Mr. Satan!” and praising his heroic feats can sometimes make Christian audiences uneasy.

HerculeCropWhy the name? Well the character is obviously a jab at American hero-types like Hulk Hogan and Chuck Norris, and I know there are some countries that call America “The Great Satan.” I don’t know if that’s the connection though.

This season continues the themes of father-and-son relationships that started with the previous season, but with a positive twist with the focus shifting from Vegeta and Trunks to Goku and Gohan. There are a number of deep insights into father-son relationships and parallels with the way God relates to us. I already did a blog post about that titled Bible Study Z, so I won’t repeat it all here. I would warn though that the post contains spoilers from the season. In short, all of the build up in the past 5 seasons of the show regarding bringing up Gohan into a warrior come to a culmination in this season, and as a follower of the show it is a powerful thing to witness.

I’m sure people with this sensitivity are already warned about this before watching such shows, but this season in particular compelled me to mention that anyone with a history of epilepsy should probably consult a doctor before watching this.

Mysticism: Hercule does a meditative chant before destroying tiles, which doesn’t seem to help. Baba rambles at her crystal ball to make it show stuff.

Violence: There is a number of decapitations and similar bodily divisions.

Inappropriateness: Somebody flips Cell the bird.

Also Caroni’s pelvic thrusts as he shows off. He’s one of Hercule’s students and seems to be based on “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels. There is even a cowbell noise to accompany his thrusts. I had a joke about that which I won’t repeat here, but it reminded me of an SNL skit.

(SPOILER ALERT) One thing I would add to what I’ve already said in Bible Study Z is that, Christians have a hard time reconciling God’s promise to never forsake us with the fact that he often feels distant, but taking from the example of Goku and Gohan, I’ve realized that there is a difference between forsaking and keeping a watchful distance. Goku never abandons Gohan, although it may feel like he did, he is near, he is watching, and he is trusting. (SPOILER ENDED)

Quote of the Season

“Is it too much to ask to have a normal dinner where we don’t smash glasses and bend silver-wear and break all the furniture!” – Chi-Chi

Super Android 13

I know, I haven’t put these movies in the right order, and here’s why…

Unfortunately, Return of Cooler contains a pretty big spoiler that isn’t supposed to be revealed until Episode 173, and I didn’t want to make people wait for a movie any longer than necessary. The only news flash in Super Android 13 is the fate of Dr. Gero, which is revealed at the tail end of Season 4, and which is given a bloodier re-enactment in this movie. Technically, Super Android 13 could be watched any time after Episode 134 without spoilers – I only recommend waiting as long as I do (between Episodes 169 and 170) because part of the movie plays off of something that happens at the end of Season 5.

Android 13shrinkNow to the actual review. This movie contains some very entertaining dialogue, which I think comes mostly from the fact that the main villain is a redneck. Come to think of it, simply the fact that an android is a redneck is entertaining in itself.

The film presents a fortunate opportunity to see what happens when some assassination droids actually get to Goku and present a challenge. No other androids get the chance, unless you count Nineteen who only survived as long as he did because of the heart virus. Androids 14 and 15 work well together and make a formidable team. In a franchise that focuses mainly on one-on-one combat it is rare to see good team-based fight choreography.

One annoyance of the post-Frieza DBZ movies is that in order to keep the drama going it takes the heroes a long time to remember that they can turn Super Saiyan. Until then they tend to get horribly beaten and not understand why.

Despite minor flaws, this is still one of the more enjoyable DBZ movies. It also contains the most terrifying image of an angry Goku that I’ve ever seen.

Language: “*ss” and “*ss-wuppin’”

Alcohol Reference: Number 15 keeps sipping whiskey.

I don’t usually do this but…

Quote of the Film

“Don’t you lecture me with your thirty-dollar haircut! Goku dies!”

–          Thirteen

Return of Cooler

Meta CoolerThe return of one of my favourite villains. Unfortunately this movie has a lot working against it. The action is alright, not great, but the overall pace of the story is fairly mellow and quiet. It has a pretty epic opening, and an interesting setting but overall it ends up feeling soft. It’s unfortunate that Cooler wasn’t given more interesting fighting environments in his movies. I’d frankly had enough of Namekian culture ages ago. More combat within the Big Gete Star itself might have provided a better setting.

The power stats of the various heroes positions this movie somewhere near the beginning of the Android Saga, and I would’ve recommended watching it there, if not for a pointless spoiler at the beginning that forces the audience to wait until sometime in Season 6. On account of that, my recommended time to watch this movie is between Episodes 173 and 174.

Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan

BrolyCrop2This is possibly the best of the Dragon Ball Z movies, even if only for the fact that this one actually has a kind of a story happening (as opposed to “I’m a bad guy. Let’s fight.”) This movie takes the opportunity to delve a bit deeper into the old Saiyan lore, which I think fans are still hungry for, and takes lessons from Seasons 4 and 5 by focusing on elements of mystery and getting the audience to wonder what exactly is going on.

But the higher caliber of storytelling is not the only thing this DBZ movie has going for it. Broly is also the most popular of the franchise’s movie villains, with a personality and history that appeals to Japanese audiences, along with an appearance and brute strength that appeals to American viewers.

On top of that, the action sequences in this movie show Dragon Ball at the top of its game. As a whole package, Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan is the most complete of the DBZ movies. A few others come close, but don’t quite match it.

There are only a few complaints I can name.

It is uncharacteristic for Vegeta to wuss out like he does when he realizes what he’s up against. He would normally press on and get himself killed rather than admit that he’s not the strongest entity in the universe.

I am also confused over the timeline. Vegeta has said that he heard tales of the Legendary Super Saiyan when he was a child, but he is already a child (maybe 8ish) when Broly is born, which is the same day that the Saiyan homeworld and all its inhabitants are destroyed. Unless he’s thinking that Broly is the reincarnation of the ancient Super Saiyan?

There is a lot of comic relief put into this movie to balance the fact that it’s a darker and often more disturbing tale in the Dragon Ball universe, and the relief comes at the oddest times and occasionally throws me out of the movie.

Nudity: Baby Saiyan junk, including baby Goku and baby Broly. It’s in the Saiyan nursery.

Violence: In addition to the violence you would already expect, there is a more disturbing visual of baby Broly being stabbed with a knife. It is only a silhouette, but just the idea is upsetting enough.

Recommended viewing time is between Episodes 173 and 174 – same as Return of Cooler, however I would definitely recommend getting through Return of Cooler first, because anything after Broly would be a let-down.

Bojack Unbound

Bojack3This film is an uncommonly perfect fit for the series. You could actually watch this right between Seasons 6 and 7 (Episodes 194 and 195) with perfect flow. Every character is exactly as they left off at the end of Season 6. It’s like someone actually paid attention to the show this time, which made my job a lot easier.

(The rest of this review contains some minor spoilers from Season 6.)

A unique feature to this film is Teen Gohan starring as the main hero. It’s the only time you’ll see this before the series moves on to the next stage of the different characters. It doesn’t last long, but it’s fun while it lasts.

In terms of action and originality, the movie starts off better than it finishes. The best DBZ movies tend to come up with a victory scenario that’s unique to the story, but Bojack Unbound simply repeats what we’ve just seen in the show. So it ends with a whimper.

Some good news is that Future Trunks is back for a visit, which makes it seem like he should come back more often, but this is the only time that he does. Roshi chases after women as usual, but I have nothing specifically illicit to report this time.

Language: “H*ll”

Violence: Bodily division on villains. Also impalement with fist.

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 7

Season 8

Season 9

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My Life A.S. Is – (An Inside Look at Autism and Asperger’s Syndrome)

News Update.

My autobiography about growing up on the Autism Spectrum is finally here! 😀

My Life A.S. Is: An Inside Look at Autism and Asperger's Syndrome. Autobiography by Benjamin T. Collier

It’s available on Amazon and also through my page on the Great Canadian Authors website, which now includes both of my books!

eBook editions are expected shortly and I will post another update when they arrive.

Thanks again to Word Alive Press for making this possible!

(Update: Print copies are now available through Chapters/Indigo. eBook versions available through Amazon.)

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My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad (part 3)

Happy Father’s Day!

Dad JabbaDad ConanDad Beta Ray BillDad Millenium FalconDad HerculeDad El Asso WipoDad ScorpionDad CharizardDad Zapp BranniganDad Duffman

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Sawyer – the Answer to Every Question

Sawyer Lost pinWatching the show Lost, I noticed a trend that any time someone asked a question, the answer was often “Sawyer” – at least, the questions involving the word “who.” Who has the medicine? – Sawyer. Who has the book? – Sawyer. Who has the guns? – Sawyer.

 

Inspired by this trend, I thought I’d take some well known phrases, titles and even just common sentences and see how they sound when I replace the word “who” with “Sawyer” (and remove question marks if any). For the most part the sentences still make sense, and sound exactly like Sawyer.

 

Sawyer Let the Dogs Out

Sawyer shot J.R.

Sawyer would call this early in the morning.

Sawyer Framed Roger Rabbit

Sawyer Wants to Be a Millionaire

Knock, knock. – Sawyer’s there.

The Sawyer

Sawyer died and put you in charge.

All the Sawyers down in Sawyerville liked Christmas a lot…

Sawyerdunit

Sawyer’da thunk it

Sawyer’s your daddy.

Doctor Sawyer

Sawyer’ll Stop the Rain

Sawyer Wants to Live Forever

Sawyer’s a good boy.

The Man Sawyer Knew Too Much

Guess Sawyer’s Coming to Dinner

The Little Girl Sawyer Lives Down the Lane

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Random Posters

It seems about time I did a display of all the random posters I’ve been saving up. Enjoy!

Cammy. Street FighterMaximus. TangledNappa. Dragon Ball Z Abridged versionNot TophLink and Zelda Jenga!!!Chuck Norris Facts

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Another Way

Jesus. Cell. Perfection

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